I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care


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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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If you don’t like where you are, move on. You are not a tree.
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platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

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harrystylesdildo:

Christina Aguilera hailing a cab: "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”


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itsthelesbiana:

That craving for an orgasm that masturbation cannot give you, it’s that type of orgasm that a specific person has to accomplish.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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thatfunnyblog:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

thatfunnyblog:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

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She wears all black
just like her soul
yet her heart is made of gold.

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An ode to my iced-coffee:
I love you 
Get in my mouth

An ode to my iced-coffee:
I love you
Get in my mouth

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pupchuck:

i want this on a t shirt

pupchuck:

i want this on a t shirt

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jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.


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